#dry spaghetti

[thegoodmorningman]

"Choose" Joy!!!

[normal-about-the-dca]

Noodly

Modeling them nude (does this count as nudity?) first so I can make different outfits for them! Moon honestly shouldn't bee hard to make. Just a Sun retexture without the rays and with a hat instead. So I might make them after all??

[starrymelosblog]

What celebrity could you beat in a fight and why?

I don’t think I can beat any! I’m not very strong

[jellazticious]

What's this?? Peppino drawn in my non cartoony style???

🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

[thunderstruck9]

Helene Appel (German, 1976), Spaghetti, 2018. Acrylic and oil on linen, 30 1/4 x 18 1/8 in.

[conanssummerchild]

A-B-E-D connoisseur of christmas, on the spectrum? none of your business

[marionmorse]

MARIONMORSE, DROP ANOTHER HELMETPARTY SCENARIO AND MY LIFE IS YOUUURSS 🙏🙏🙏🙏

do u think... Do you think sometimes when the team has a movie night, when they watch those 60's action war movies like "Von Ryan's Express" and "Battle of the Bulge" or spaghetti westerns like "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" and "Death Rides on a Horse," Soldier pauses during or right after fight scenes or duels or whatever to obsessively overanalyze them. Like, he'll try and turn them into strategies to use on the job, takes, uhm, 'notes', (tactical doodles,) sets up nerdy models using a whiteboard map and improvised figurines, uses these examples when he does those psyche-up pre-battle speeches or during strategy meetings.

'Cause I bet he does, I bet he does that, and it completely kills the momentum of the movie to the point where the rest of the team gets disinterested and slowly leaves him behind to do their own thing.

I genuinely bet Engie wouldn't though, nah, I bet he's enough of a patient kind of gentle kind of man willing to stick through these pauses 'cause he's just that into the movie. And maybe he's just a teeny bit into Soldier's dissections of actiony chaos. Maybe gleans a bit of an understanding of Soldier's thinking that way. Admires the guy's passion about his 'research,' how thoughtfully he gathers details in an effort to help the team. Starts mixing in tapes for these sorts of movies more regularly to their movie night pool maybe subconsciously, maybe on purpose. The rest of the team doing their own movie night. losers.

[enniewritesathing]

Spaghetti was staring at the slice of pie way too hard. it's been a while since she got a cooked meal

[marthafanaamay]

Yugi's Bi-panic fanart

Based on this meme template

[capsheartbreak]

i relate to the captain because i, too, can crack every single bone in my body.

[iheartpeppino]

I learned recently about an old Reddit story where a mom embarrassed her teenage daughter in front of her friends. Basically, she was bringing them pizza, but she presented it to them by turning on the song "WAP" and singing it, but instead of it being "wet ass pussy" she changed it to "wet ass pizza". When her daughter told her to stop, the mom said, "Sounds like dry pizza energy", and the daughter's friends laughed.

... Can you imagine The Noise singing "Wet Ass Pizza" to Peppino just to freak him out and annoy him? And telling him he has "dry pizza energy" when he complains about it?

[mothric]

the war between "this is cheaper to buy in bulk" vs "the pricier option will take far less time and energy to prep and eat" is much more constant than I would like it to be

[your-lovely-ghost]

I cannot be the only one that hates the concept of elf lifespans being absolutely bonkers long compared to human lifespans. I simply refuse to accept it. Bleh >:(

[taihua]

good news: got new stove

bad news: immediately set spaghetti on fire

[spaghetticat3899]

I think I’ve got brain rot of the highest order

[chemos-factories]

my most noise marine energy injury yet…. trying to teach myself to dance brisbane stomp and hurt my ankle